1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,886 [ horse whinnies ] 2 00:00:05,886 --> 00:00:07,428 Narrator: ♪ way back in days of old ♪ 3 00:00:07,428 --> 00:00:09,050 ♪ there was a legend told ♪ 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:13,474 ♪ about a hero Known as galavant ♪ 5 00:00:13,474 --> 00:00:15,896 ♪ square jaw And perfect hair ♪ 6 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,688 ♪ cojones out to there ♪ 7 00:00:17,688 --> 00:00:20,231 ♪ there was no hero Quite like galavant ♪ 8 00:00:20,231 --> 00:00:24,065 ♪ tough, plus every Other manly value ♪ 9 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:27,448 ♪ mess with him, He'll disembowel you ♪ 10 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:29,650 ♪ yay, he ruled In every way ♪ 11 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,452 ♪ a fairy-tale cliché ♪ 12 00:00:31,452 --> 00:00:34,325 ♪ and people called him Galavant ♪ 13 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,957 [ horse neighs ] [ cheering ] 14 00:00:36,957 --> 00:00:39,120 Man: there he is! 15 00:00:41,162 --> 00:00:44,545 ♪ the man we're speaking of, He had a lady love ♪ 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,758 ♪ and madalena, She was one fair maiden ♪ 17 00:00:47,758 --> 00:00:49,550 ♪ long legs and perfect skin ♪ 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,132 ♪ a body built for sin ♪ 19 00:00:51,132 --> 00:00:54,435 ♪ with cleavage you could hold A whole parade in ♪ 20 00:00:54,435 --> 00:00:57,848 ♪ ah, true love was never This ecstatic ♪ 21 00:00:57,848 --> 00:01:01,312 ♪ nor as wildly acrobatic ♪ 22 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,524 ♪ yes, he loved her to excess ♪ 23 00:01:03,524 --> 00:01:04,855 ♪ thrice daily, More or less ♪ 24 00:01:04,855 --> 00:01:05,856 ♪ and she'd be screaming ♪ 25 00:01:05,856 --> 00:01:09,190 ♪ galavant! ♪ 26 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:11,192 [ laughs ] 27 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:13,614 ♪ one tiny problem ♪ Look. 28 00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:14,785 [ chuckling ] 29 00:01:14,785 --> 00:01:18,119 ♪ soon would arise ♪ [ squealing ] 30 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:24,545 ♪ richard, a nearby king Of wealth and stature ♪ 31 00:01:24,545 --> 00:01:31,212 ♪ he watched madalena, Lust in his eyes ♪ 32 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:33,764 ♪ and he asked her For her hand ♪ 33 00:01:33,764 --> 00:01:35,476 ♪ well, more like a demand ♪ 34 00:01:35,476 --> 00:01:38,018 ♪ well, more like had His henchmen snatch her ♪ No! 35 00:01:38,018 --> 00:01:39,520 Galavant, help! 36 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,143 ♪ which brings us to today ♪ 37 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,724 ♪ the royal wedding day ♪ 38 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:47,188 ♪ no one can stop it now But galavant ♪ 39 00:01:47,188 --> 00:01:50,321 ♪ poor madalena waits Behind king richard's gates ♪ 40 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:53,614 ♪ for the arrival Of her galavant ♪ 41 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,497 ♪ now, at last begins Our true adventure ♪ 42 00:01:56,497 --> 00:02:00,541 ♪ epic, wild, A real butt-clencher! ♪ 43 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:02,953 ♪ so, huzzah and tally ho! ♪ 44 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:04,335 ♪ sit back and here we go ♪ 45 00:02:04,335 --> 00:02:05,416 ♪ attend the tale of ♪ 46 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:15,846 ♪ galava-a-a-a-nt! ♪ 47 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:19,059 Is everything all right... My princess? 48 00:02:19,059 --> 00:02:20,431 Yes, my king. 49 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,933 [ chuckling ] I should think so. 50 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,725 In a few moments, We shall marry, 51 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:26,977 And you will instantly Become the richest, 52 00:02:26,977 --> 00:02:28,729 Most powerful woman In the land. 53 00:02:28,729 --> 00:02:31,982 Yes, my king. Very exciting. 54 00:02:31,982 --> 00:02:34,575 And then...Tonight... 55 00:02:34,575 --> 00:02:36,907 You will join me In my bed. 56 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,949 Yes, my king. 57 00:02:38,949 --> 00:02:41,161 We're going to do it! [ snaps fingers ] 58 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,954 Yes. 59 00:02:43,954 --> 00:02:45,336 We're not going to just sit In bed and open gifts 60 00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:47,167 And talk about how much fun The wedding was, okay? 61 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,089 We're...Doing...It. 62 00:02:49,089 --> 00:02:50,211 Yep. 63 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,172 My lady. 64 00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:56,927 I mean, of course, we're Going to open some presents, 65 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,639 But then we're going to do it. Got it. 66 00:03:03,264 --> 00:03:04,855 Ohh! 67 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:06,857 Ugh! 68 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,401 Ohh! Aah! 69 00:03:10,401 --> 00:03:11,942 Aah! 70 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:17,658 ♪ by all the stars above, I'll save my one true love ♪ 71 00:03:17,658 --> 00:03:19,280 Hey, look! Oh, wow! It's him! 72 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,411 Both: ♪ it's gala-- ♪ 73 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:21,412 [ both groan ] 74 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:24,034 [ grunts ] [ grunts ] 75 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:27,668 [ groans ] ♪ I shall not be denied Until she's by my side ♪ 76 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:29,039 I suggest you fall. 77 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:30,831 [ moans ] 78 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:32,923 Thanks! 79 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:35,926 And so, on this glorious day, 80 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:39,510 We celebrate the union Of our greatest king! 81 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,142 Galavant: So sorry to interrupt. 82 00:03:45,646 --> 00:03:47,518 My lady. 83 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,311 All right, all right. [ chuckling ] Hold on. 84 00:03:50,311 --> 00:03:53,314 Now, gareth and I could surely Fight all night to an even draw, 85 00:03:53,314 --> 00:03:54,985 If that's what you want. 86 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,987 Hell, you can even send All your men to help him, 87 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,409 If you so desire. 88 00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:01,702 But I'll fend them all off. 89 00:04:01,702 --> 00:04:03,163 'cause here's the thing. 90 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:09,129 I love her, richard. 91 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:11,502 She's the first thing I think of in the morning 92 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,044 And the last thing I think of In the eve. 93 00:04:14,044 --> 00:04:16,337 And you can offer her Great fame, 94 00:04:16,337 --> 00:04:18,799 And you can Offer her great fortune, 95 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:20,551 But... 96 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:24,184 Only I can offer her 97 00:04:24,184 --> 00:04:26,347 Great love. 98 00:04:26,347 --> 00:04:29,480 And that is what she chooses. 99 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,154 Actually... 100 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,776 Hmm? 101 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,108 I don't know. 102 00:04:38,108 --> 00:04:40,110 I've been thinking a lot about It ever since he kidnapped me, 103 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:42,112 And... 104 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:44,535 I'm gonna go With the fame and fortune. 105 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,667 Yes! Seems like an easier life, You know? 106 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:50,080 Oh, I'm really sorry, gal. I hope we can be friends. 107 00:04:51,872 --> 00:04:54,875 [ groans ] 108 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,087 Mm. 109 00:04:57,087 --> 00:04:59,970 Hold that thought, Darling. Mm. 110 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:03,974 Good night, Sweet prince. 111 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:06,186 [ tap ] Oh. 112 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:07,388 [ scoffs ] Damn it, gareth. 113 00:05:07,388 --> 00:05:10,060 Would you just do that For me, please? 114 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,393 Night-night. 115 00:05:18,238 --> 00:05:21,652 Good morning...Sir. 116 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:23,243 [ groans ] 117 00:05:23,243 --> 00:05:26,867 I see we're getting An early start this morning. 118 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:28,449 Oh, what do you want, Sid? 119 00:05:28,449 --> 00:05:31,452 Sir...When you hired me To be your squire, 120 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:34,545 It was the most exciting thing To ever happen to me. 121 00:05:34,545 --> 00:05:36,667 Mm. Best squireship in the land. 122 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:39,049 My parents Completely plotzed. 123 00:05:39,049 --> 00:05:40,220 But ever since madalena -- 124 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,763 Don't say her name. Right. 125 00:05:42,763 --> 00:05:45,175 There's someone here To see you. 126 00:05:45,175 --> 00:05:47,057 She brings with her An opportunity. 127 00:05:47,057 --> 00:05:48,809 I would beg you To meet with her. 128 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:50,140 Sid, I'm not seeing anyone. 129 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,562 And here she is -- May I present 130 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:55,185 The princess isabella maria Lucia "Elisabeeta" -- 131 00:05:55,185 --> 00:05:59,069 "Betta." ...Betta of valencia. 132 00:05:59,069 --> 00:06:01,151 [ sighs ] Well, that's a mouthful. 133 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:03,033 Uh-huh. 134 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:05,075 [ sighs ] 135 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:08,158 [ inhales sharply ] Sir galavant, 136 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:10,751 I have traveled long and far To seek your favor. 137 00:06:10,751 --> 00:06:13,163 Four months ago, my peaceful Kingdom of valencia -- 138 00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:14,294 I'm sorry. What is that smell? 139 00:06:14,294 --> 00:06:16,707 That would be me. [ sighs ] 140 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:17,708 Four months ago, 141 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,299 My peaceful kingdom Of valencia 142 00:06:19,299 --> 00:06:20,501 Fell under attack From a rival land. 143 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:21,632 [ groans ] 144 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,504 My people Were taken captive. 145 00:06:23,504 --> 00:06:26,136 My entire family either killed Or imprisoned. 146 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,769 Oh, that's terrible. That's just terrible. 147 00:06:28,769 --> 00:06:30,511 Still, you've got a nice way About you. 148 00:06:30,511 --> 00:06:32,012 I'm sure you'll land On your feet. 149 00:06:32,012 --> 00:06:33,854 Nice meeting you. Door's on the wall. 150 00:06:33,854 --> 00:06:36,647 [ sniffs ] 151 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:41,111 Before being captured, My father hid me in the cellar 152 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:43,864 And handed me the priceless Jewel of valencia. 153 00:06:43,864 --> 00:06:45,235 I hid in that cellar For months 154 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,658 As my family Was slaughtered above me. 155 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,491 I now offer you This priceless jewel, 156 00:06:50,491 --> 00:06:53,954 All that my country Has left to offer. 157 00:06:53,954 --> 00:06:57,417 I throw myself at your mercy, Sir galavant! 158 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,630 Please... 159 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:01,542 Save my people. 160 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,964 [ sighs ] 161 00:07:03,964 --> 00:07:05,045 Sorry. I got distracted. 162 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:07,097 What did you say after I said, "Nice meeting you. 163 00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:08,509 Door's on the wall"? 164 00:07:11,351 --> 00:07:13,393 You're no hero. Who are you? 165 00:07:13,393 --> 00:07:15,145 Oh, I'm nobody, Princess. 166 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:18,318 ♪ where is The gallant knight ♪ 167 00:07:18,318 --> 00:07:21,061 ♪ who stood For truth and right? ♪ 168 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:24,024 ♪ the valiant dragon-slayer Galavant? ♪ 169 00:07:24,024 --> 00:07:26,326 ♪ where is His steely gaze? ♪ 170 00:07:26,326 --> 00:07:27,988 ♪ the abs The poets praise? ♪ 171 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:32,122 ♪ whatever happened To that galavant? ♪ 172 00:07:32,122 --> 00:07:34,074 ♪ the man You're searching for ♪ 173 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,496 ♪ lost all he loved, And more ♪ 174 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:39,039 ♪ his hope, his pride, All sense of galavant ♪ 175 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:42,422 ♪ add to that losing streak, A couple kegs a week ♪ 176 00:07:42,422 --> 00:07:45,756 ♪ plus 20 pounds, Ta-da! ♪ [ gasps ] No! 177 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,217 Yep. But you're -- 178 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,179 [ belches ] ♪ still, you have to! ♪ 179 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:50,090 No, I don't. But -- 180 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,722 See ya! Wait! 181 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,763 ♪ how will I -- ♪ 182 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,224 ♪ no idea ♪ 183 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,265 Please! No. 184 00:07:55,265 --> 00:07:56,897 ♪ I'm begging on my knees ♪ Bye-bye! 185 00:07:56,897 --> 00:07:58,268 ♪ I'll pay whatever fee ♪ You're still here? 186 00:07:58,268 --> 00:08:00,310 ♪ we're lost Without you, gala-- ♪ 187 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,311 [ gasps ] 188 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,776 That man is an animal! 189 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,067 W-wait, Wait, wait, wait! 190 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:10,030 Princess isabella maria lucia "Elisabeet--" bet-- 191 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,532 Princess? 192 00:08:21,582 --> 00:08:25,215 Jester: banana. 193 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:26,587 Banana who? 194 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:28,218 Banana. 195 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:29,049 Banana who? 196 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:30,300 Orange. 197 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,132 Orange who? 198 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:33,844 "Orange" you glad I didn't say "Banana" again? 199 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:34,895 [ laughs ] 200 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:36,056 [ bells jingle ] Whoa! 201 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:38,809 Another wonderful routine, Jester. 202 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,100 I'm not seeing it, Baby. 203 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:44,605 Perhaps his humor Flies over your head, then. 204 00:08:44,605 --> 00:08:48,028 Honestly, gareth, I don't know What she sees in him. 205 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,154 No idea, my king. 206 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:57,157 Well, I will go And compliment the jester. 207 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,789 [ clears throat ] 208 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,871 And while I do, Husband, 209 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:02,042 Perhaps you can make Some progress 210 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,664 Convincing the king and queen Of valencia 211 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:04,875 To tell you where Their jewel is hidden. 212 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,007 I've tried everything. 213 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:08,258 Mm-hmm. 214 00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:12,132 Galavant would Not stand for this. 215 00:09:12,132 --> 00:09:13,934 What did you just say? I said, 216 00:09:13,934 --> 00:09:18,679 "Galavant would not have Stood for this"! 217 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,480 See, that's what I thought You said. 218 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,233 I just wanted clarification. Thank you. 219 00:09:24,484 --> 00:09:26,066 Find me the jewel, Would you, dear? 220 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,488 Of course, darling. 221 00:09:28,488 --> 00:09:31,071 Jester, um... 222 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,363 Join me in my chamber, Would you? 223 00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:35,996 I'd love to learn A little more 224 00:09:35,996 --> 00:09:40,200 About how you, uh... Craft a joke. 225 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,162 Ooh! 226 00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:45,085 She really gets a kick Out of that damn jester. 227 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,507 I don't know. Maybe it is all Going over my head. 228 00:09:47,507 --> 00:09:49,920 Oh, it's definitely going Over your head, sir. 229 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,012 [ clattering ] 230 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:01,221 [ lid creaks ] 231 00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:07,027 A midday snack, my king? 232 00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:08,649 Come up here. 233 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,697 What happened To the other chef? 234 00:10:16,697 --> 00:10:20,741 Looked just like you, But...Older, more wrinkly. 235 00:10:20,741 --> 00:10:22,002 My father? 236 00:10:22,002 --> 00:10:23,794 Right. What happened to him? 237 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:26,046 You had him killed, sir. Hmm? 238 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,708 Your mutton Was too rare. 239 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,920 Well, that doesn't Sound like me. 240 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,922 You killed his father Before him. 241 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,304 Your family has killed The last four generations 242 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:36,717 Of chefs in my family. 243 00:10:36,717 --> 00:10:39,059 It's not a great job, My king. 244 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:41,892 I'm such a bully. 245 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,023 I'm under a terrible amount Of pressure. 246 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:44,144 You have to Understand that. 247 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,976 Oh, it's fine, my king. Don't worry about it. 248 00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:48,108 Oh, gareth, I try so hard To please her. 249 00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:50,110 I invade a kingdom For a jewel, 250 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,942 I respect her vow Of chastity, 251 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,484 And yet every day I have to hear it 252 00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:57,077 Over and over again. 253 00:10:57,077 --> 00:10:59,489 ♪ galavant ♪ 254 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:01,371 ♪ galavant ♪ 255 00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:04,374 ♪ blah, blah, blah, blah, Galavant ♪ 256 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:07,998 ♪ I want her, need her, Crave her, yes, it's true ♪ 257 00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:14,214 ♪ but she is not the only thing I desperately want to do ♪ 258 00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:18,218 ♪ I want to shoot him With a crossbow ♪ 259 00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:22,012 ♪ I want to Stab him in the eye ♪ 260 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:25,225 ♪ I want to liberate his head From his neck ♪ 261 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:28,809 ♪ and then punt The bloody wreck sky high ♪ 262 00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:30,020 Oh! 263 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:33,403 ♪ I want to hurl him Out a window ♪ 264 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:38,158 ♪ and shove explosives Where the sun don't shine ♪ 265 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,580 ♪ want to skewer him With swords ♪ 266 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,783 ♪ then slowly twist them ♪ 267 00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:46,586 ♪ all around His reproductive system ♪ 268 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:52,592 ♪ won't that be divine? ♪ 269 00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:56,096 ♪ then she'll be mine ♪ 270 00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:58,388 Everybody sing! 271 00:11:58,388 --> 00:12:00,761 ♪ ahh ♪ 272 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,222 ♪ and then you'll do it Every evening ♪ 273 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,224 ♪ sweet god, at last! ♪ 274 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,846 ♪ in every room On every floor ♪ 275 00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:08,058 ♪ till I can't do it anymore ♪ 276 00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:10,650 ♪ and with no galavant Distracting your bride ♪ 277 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:13,854 ♪ we could start A genocidal war ♪ 278 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:15,776 ♪ yay, we're gonna go to -- ♪ Wait, what?! 279 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,408 ♪ I'll get back To all my hobbies ♪ 280 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:21,992 ♪ like raising taxes And tormenting the poor ♪ [ baby cries ] 281 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,824 ♪ crush those poor! ♪ 282 00:12:23,824 --> 00:12:28,078 ♪ no more "Galavant is just Complete perfection! ♪ 283 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,579 ♪ "Gal would never lose his... ♪ 284 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,541 ♪ ...Temper" ♪ 285 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:36,296 ♪ won't that be divine? ♪ 286 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:37,717 ♪ ahh ♪ 287 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,549 ♪ and she'll be mine ♪ 288 00:12:39,549 --> 00:12:41,011 ♪ la la la la ♪ 289 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,843 ♪ just mine, all mine ♪ 290 00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,434 ♪ la la la la ♪ 291 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:48,849 ♪ mine, all mine, all mine! ♪ 292 00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:50,770 Well, that was ripping! 293 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,772 This is all very exciting, My king, 294 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,524 But galavant Still lives. 295 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,857 And he is still the greatest Warrior in five kingdoms. 296 00:12:56,857 --> 00:13:00,030 Fine. If I can't win her love, I'll buy it. 297 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,701 Bring me the king and queen Of valencia. 298 00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:04,494 I'll find her That stupid jewel. 299 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:11,001 "'orange' you glad I didn't say 'banana' again?" 300 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,172 Not funny at all, Sir. 301 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,173 [ fingers snap ] 302 00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:20,800 Galavant: tommy. 303 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,133 Tommy. Tommy! 304 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,976 There appears to be a rather Large hole in my bucket, 305 00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:28,188 And I would very much Like you to fix it. 306 00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:30,350 Sorry, gal. I'm gonna have to cut you off. 307 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:33,143 Tommy, come on. It's me. 308 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:34,855 It's gal. 309 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,028 Hey, gal. Come on. You're embarrassing yourself. 310 00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:40,150 I'm embarrassing Yourself. 311 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,113 [ sighs ] 312 00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:50,120 [ thud ] 313 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,081 [ men snicker ] 314 00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:54,955 Can I buy you a drink? 315 00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:56,046 No! 316 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:58,008 Good. You can buy me one. 317 00:13:58,008 --> 00:13:59,169 Now, where were we? 318 00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:01,051 Two months ago, you were Imprisoned in a cellar. 319 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:02,262 Then what happened? 320 00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,054 King richard: Ah, here we are. 321 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,966 Regular spots, please. Thank you very much. 322 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:07,267 I believe you know Where to stand. 323 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,729 Now, let me ask you One question. 324 00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:11,932 I've tried to be kind To you. 325 00:14:11,932 --> 00:14:13,273 Have I not? 326 00:14:13,273 --> 00:14:14,684 You pillaged Our peaceful kingdom, 327 00:14:14,684 --> 00:14:15,815 Killed half our army. 328 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:16,897 But I haven't Killed you. 329 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,648 I mean, Think about it. 330 00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:20,030 I've killed a massive amount Of people this week, 331 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:23,483 But I haven't [coughs] Killed -- kil-- 332 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,075 Gareth, I have a horribly Scratchy throat. 333 00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:26,076 A bit of tea, please. 334 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,287 Tea for the king! 335 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,538 I'm not really a yeller. 336 00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,790 I've been fighting a bug Since the invasion. 337 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,792 I swear, it's the plague. It's not the plague. 338 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,584 Feel it, though -- Does that feel lumpy? No. 339 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,256 You didn't even feel it. 340 00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:37,797 We beg you to show mercy To our people, 341 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:38,798 Good king richard. 342 00:14:38,798 --> 00:14:40,800 [ chuckles ] We've done this. 343 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,593 Look, Here's the thing. 344 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:47,007 My wife really wants That jewel of yours. 345 00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:50,390 Now, I know, at times, She can come off as a bit, um... 346 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,102 [ inhales sharply ] What's the word? 347 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:53,313 Evil. Cruel. 348 00:14:53,313 --> 00:14:54,854 No, that's not it. It's more... 349 00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,146 Sadistic. Vicious. 350 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,727 You know, I think you really Just have to get to know her. 351 00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:58,898 She can be a [bleep] 352 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,150 Would you stop it, gareth?! All right. 353 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,192 How's about this? 354 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,074 You tell me Where the jewelry is, 355 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,285 We'll pack up shop. 356 00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:07,077 We'll stop the pillaging And the killing, 357 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,289 Yada, yada, And everyone's happy. 358 00:15:09,289 --> 00:15:11,081 The jewel of valencia Is priceless. 359 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,702 I know. I know. 360 00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,914 It is a symbol of valencia. It has belonged not to us, 361 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,586 But to our people For thousands of years. 362 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:19,169 Totally understand. Totally empathize. 363 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,211 Can I have it? Never! 364 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,213 [ sighs ] 365 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,176 This is so not How I wanted to do this! 366 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,099 It is about to get very messy In here. 367 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:31,811 Ooh, my tea! Thank you very much. 368 00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:35,225 Mm. 369 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,187 Is there lemon in there? 370 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,150 Yes...My king? 371 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:43,063 Some unsqueezed lemons. 372 00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:46,866 Well, it's delightful. Just delightful. 373 00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,028 [ sighs ] 374 00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:49,449 Kill the king, Make her watch. 375 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,071 No! 376 00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:54,074 [ woman gasps ] 377 00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:56,706 Mmm. 378 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,078 Mmm. [ lips smack ] 379 00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:00,790 Sid, fetch me a drink. 380 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:04,924 When he tells me to fetch, Those are my favorite moments. 381 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,048 Thanks again For the drink. 382 00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:09,179 Drinks. 383 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:11,801 Right. Thanks again. 384 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:15,805 My father used to Tell stories of you, 385 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:18,098 Of your skill in battle... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 386 00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,769 ...Your heroism, Of your goodness. 387 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:24,194 What happened to you? 388 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:26,486 I mean...Eh. 389 00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:30,780 Oh, come on. I've come a long way. 390 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:33,163 Surely I deserve Some kind of backstory. 391 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:34,324 [ sighs ] 392 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:37,877 [ chuckles ] 393 00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:40,670 All right. [ inhales deeply ] 394 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:44,084 My parents were people of Massive, massive appetites. 395 00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,466 They loved everything -- they Loved food. They loved drink. 396 00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:48,798 But most of all, They loved each other. 397 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:51,591 Ironically, They also hated each other. 398 00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:54,594 [ clears throat ] And they Fought violently every day. 399 00:16:54,594 --> 00:16:57,057 Didn't have time For much else, in fact. 400 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,060 So...At the age of 8, I swore off love. 401 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,271 [ chuckles ] 402 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,903 Devoted myself to doing Something better with my life 403 00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,106 Than wasting it on love. 404 00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:09,279 So I read, I trained, I learned languages. 405 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,241 All the time other young men Chasing spent chasing girls, 406 00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,203 I spent that time Bettering myself. 407 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:17,247 But I come from a long family Of lovers. 408 00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,869 You can't Fight genetics. 409 00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:23,083 So when it inevitably Happened -- 410 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,085 When I fell -- You fell hard. 411 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,216 ...I fell hard. 412 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:27,427 And her? 413 00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:30,049 [ squeaks ] 414 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,431 She fell softer... 415 00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:33,673 As it turns out. 416 00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:37,767 [ sighs ] 417 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,180 Look, I'd love to help. Really, I would. 418 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,481 But I'm -- 419 00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,893 I'm sort of out of the whole "Damsel in distress" business 420 00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:45,235 At the moment, so... 421 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:46,316 I listened from below 422 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,148 As he ordered my parents To their death. 423 00:17:48,148 --> 00:17:49,899 And after coming All this way, 424 00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:51,901 Your advice is for me To just turn a blind eye 425 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,073 And watch king richard Destroy my kingdom 426 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,075 And everyone I've ever loved? 427 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,036 What? 428 00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:02,202 Did you just say... 429 00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:03,793 "King richard"? 430 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,128 Oh, come here! 431 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,129 Isabella. Father! 432 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,342 Ah! 433 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,214 Maybe this is What we're looking for. 434 00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:19,639 Ooh, sweet! 435 00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:21,060 Any luck on the jewel, Richard? 436 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,722 Well, actually, my dear -- 437 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,684 I know. I know. You're working on it. 438 00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,226 Well, why don't you stop Working on it, 439 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:31,191 Start acting like galavant, And do something already? 440 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,784 Will do, my queen. 441 00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:37,697 [ sighs ] 442 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:42,121 I swear, if I have to hear The name galavant one more time. 443 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,124 If only there was some way That I could... 444 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,207 Ah. 445 00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:48,548 She's a pretty young thing, Isn't she, gareth? 446 00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:50,960 A bit plump for my liking. Plump? 447 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,092 The girl is 100 pounds Soaking wet. 448 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:56,636 I know, but I like skinny. Like, really unhealthy skinny. 449 00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,309 [ sighs ] 450 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,100 You love your parents, Don't you, my dear? 451 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,562 Leave my parents be. 452 00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:05,185 Leave them be, or so help me, I will kill you myself. 453 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,526 And spunky. 454 00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:08,027 Ha! More like "Chunky"! 455 00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:09,028 Just stop it, gareth! 456 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,110 I am trying to do Something here! 457 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,273 Fine. If we can't beat galavant On his turf, 458 00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:15,154 We'll bring him To our own. 459 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,906 If you want Your parents to live, 460 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,488 You will travel To find galavant. 461 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:21,120 You tell him that I, King richard, 462 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,492 Have invaded your kingdom. 463 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,494 Offer to pay him With the jewel. 464 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:29,499 When that doesn't work, I want you to tell him this -- 465 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,050 I feel like you should be Writing this down. 466 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,463 I will remember it. It's a bit long. 467 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,054 I'd really just Be more comfortable If you wrote it down. 468 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:37,217 I will remember it. Like a steel trap. 469 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,299 Always had a wonderful memory, This one. 470 00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:40,510 Fine. 471 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,102 You tell him That king richard is a... 472 00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:45,305 ...Is a cruel And vicious man. 473 00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:47,186 Four months I hid in that cellar. 474 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,188 He and his queen Slept right above me. 475 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,612 And you tell him That every night, 476 00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:54,023 You would listen while He screamed at his queen... 477 00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:57,196 ...Screamed at his queen, And each night I would be left 478 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,869 With only the sobs Of that poor woman. 479 00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:03,243 Every night, she would cry out, "I made the wrong choice. 480 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,666 I'm so sorry, gals. I'm so sorry." 481 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:09,038 She must have left Some maidens back home. 482 00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,790 Never knew What she meant. 483 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,792 "I'm so sorry, gals." 484 00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:17,387 [ echoing ] I love you, gal. 485 00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:20,009 "I'm so sorry, gal." 486 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:23,393 She was saying, "I'm so sorry, gal." 487 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:28,227 We leave tomorrow At sunrise. 488 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,021 Pack lightly. There's a long journey ahead. 489 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,857 Narrator: ♪ and so begins our plot ♪ 490 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,449 ♪ of which there's quite a lot ♪ 491 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:42,822 ♪ with isabella Stringing galavant ♪ 492 00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:45,995 ♪ and with the evil king Prepared to do his thing ♪ [ groans ] 493 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,499 ♪ and with the queen Still pretty sure he can't ♪ 494 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,712 ♪ and, with gal About to start his journey ♪ 495 00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:56,135 ♪ one both twisty And immensely turny ♪ 496 00:20:56,135 --> 00:20:58,298 ♪ oh, it's lots of plot, We know! ♪ 497 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,139 ♪ but anyway, hi ho! ♪ 498 00:21:00,139 --> 00:21:01,801 ♪ we're off and here we go! ♪ 499 00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:03,803 ♪ come back For our next show ♪ 500 00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:12,021 ♪ to see what's next For galava-a-a-a-nt! ♪ 501 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,193 Oh, for god's sake, Jester! 502 00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:15,194 Stop with the singing 503 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:16,696 And get back To what you're good at. 504 00:21:16,696 --> 00:21:17,947 Knock, knock. 505 00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:19,569 Not that. 506 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,361 Whoo-hoo-hoo! [ laughs ] 507 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,112 Oh, jester!